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A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: Arab Spring

When I started Facebook, I built it around a few simple ideas. People want to share and stay connected with their friends and the people around them. When you share more, the world becomes more open...

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A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: Bad Publicity

Yeah, I know: My PR people got busted trying to plant bad stories about Google in the press, in places like Politico (I don’t read it, either) where big-government types would see them. The idea was to...

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A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: Red Meat

The biggest problem in social networking is what I call Zuckerberg’s Law: The intelligence of a network decreases in direct proportion to the number of dumb fucks who sign up. You guys totally proved...

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A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: What Happened to Your Face

If there’s one thing I’ve learned reading 700 million status updates, it’s that people are predictable: You guys will complain about everything. Every time I change Facebook’s privacy settings, it...

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A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: Google Plus-Bad

Tech reporters are a very special type of journalist. Specifically, they’re the type that doesn’t work. First they reported that I’d joined Google+. I’m sorry, that’s too precise. They reported that I...

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A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: Fairly Legal

Last week was a good week for me. I’m the new king of England, the Twinklevii lost the same lawsuit against me for the fifth time and they don’t get to do guest voices for The Simpsons like I did. I...

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